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Eh, Stupid Twilight

Thu Apr 30, 2009, 10:11 AM
  • Mood: Furious
  • Listening to: "The Calling" Pagan Holiday 1313
  • Reading: Julius Caesar: A Biography
  • Watching: nada
  • Playing: Music!
  • Eating: nada
  • Drinking: Coffee Toffee Frosty
Words to live by:

DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT TWILIGHT!!! THE BOOKS AND/OR THE MOVIES!!! I DO NOT LIKE THEM NOR WILL I EVER LIKE THEM. THEY ARE EXTREMELY IGNORANT AND STUPID. VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE!! THEY BURN UP IN SUNLIGHT!! THEY ARE NOT VEGETARIANS!! WHATEVER DRUGS(OR LACK THERE OF)STEPHANIE MEYER'S WAS ON, SHE REALLY NEEDS TO RETHINK WHAT A TRUE VAMPIRE IS. AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE CALLED ANNE RICE STUPID OR A MORON FOR PROTECTING HER WORK VIA COPYRIGHT...GET A LIFE! PLEASE! RICE SURE AS HELL KNOWS A TRUE VAMPIRE WHEN SHE SEES ONE. AND SURE AS HELL WOULDN'T WRITE ABOUT ONES THAT FUCKING SPARKLE.

NOW, IF YOU STILL INSIST ON SPEAKING TO ME ABOUT FUCKING SPARKLING TWILIGHT SO CALLED VAMPIRES, I WILL MOST LIKELY STAB YOU IN THE FACE. OR CURSE YOU. I AM A WITCH FOR GODS SAKE.

WAIT, NOW YOU'LL PROBABLY SAY WE WITCHES SPARKLE, TOO. ONLY IF WE WEAR GLITTER.

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*simonhojovii Apr 30, 2009, 10:35:57 AM
:worship:

YOU SPEAK THE UTIMATE TRUTH

TWILIGHT IS ARSE HOLE BULL SHITE!!!!

If people want a good vampire story TRUE TO THE VAMPIRE go for the Legacy of Kain games.
vampire burn in the sun n t follows a fantastic story

once again huni, i :worship: you for being so :wow:

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want your bad romance

I'm a free bitch baby!

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~shadowmagnet Apr 30, 2009, 9:04:08 PM
Ahhh, why thank you! Mykill(the subject of my last 2 submissions)and I were talking on the phone, and somehow we got on the subject of Twilight...if you think I speak the ultimate truth, you really should hear HIM!! :worship: He hates it even more then I do, and that's saying alot!

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*PETER STEELE* TOTAL GOD. TOTAL ADDICTION.
~Lucius Malfoy...Lord of Deatheaters~

If you think Twilight is the new Harry Potter...

...go stab yourself.
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~Alzirr Apr 30, 2009, 10:48:46 PM
*loud whisper* I so agree with you...
Anne Rice! How can she even be compared to Meyer?!! Her books have an impact, truly... they inspire me greatly... while Twilight... huh! I read it, and I don't remember anything interesting inside... actually, I don't remember most of what happened during those three thick books :XD: Says it all...

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Mood: Annoyed ~SexyLadyMaul May 1, 2009, 1:39:42 AM
XD It's a real mania.. *sighs and rolls eyes*
Well, I see it as a cute story for little girls that love pink and brad pitt... :P

P.S. Hmm, myspace eats all my messages? It seems you don't get any :(

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~Duco-Azukari May 1, 2009, 4:14:40 PM
Hey, I sparkle! :lol:

Glad to see someone thinks sparkling vampires are a load of bull. :D Besides, Edward's a too-perfect prick who deserves to die from paranoia. Where're the real men like Tavington? Hmm?

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"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."

Franklin P. Jones
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*simonhojovii May 2, 2009, 9:57:46 AM
i had a full on battle with my mate the other day

she LOVES twilight so i just HAD to use your argument that vampys dun sparkle.

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want your bad romance

I'm a free bitch baby!

I am Alan Rickman in dA's Celebrities Crew!
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~shadowmagnet May 2, 2009, 4:25:20 PM
Exactly...I've had several similiar battles with people over Twilight. Usually, their arguements fall flat, and they tend to backdown quickly. The last one was over this exactly issue of freaking sparkling vampires, and the chick who was just gushing over it, really couldn't understand my arguement. So, I MADE her watch Interview With the Vampire. I asked her afterwards, "Did you see ANY of these vampires fucking sparkling?!?" She said no. "Did you see ANY of them out in the sunlight?" She said no again. "Case closed. Vampires DO NOT sparkle, nor do they go out into sunlight." She wouldn't talk to me after that. LMAO

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*PETER STEELE* TOTAL GOD. TOTAL ADDICTION.
~Lucius Malfoy...Lord of Deatheaters~

If you think Twilight is the new Harry Potter...

...go stab yourself.
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~shadowmagnet May 2, 2009, 4:26:12 PM
There is truly no comparison between the two. Anne Rice is by far, superiour to Meyer any day.

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*PETER STEELE* TOTAL GOD. TOTAL ADDICTION.
~Lucius Malfoy...Lord of Deatheaters~

If you think Twilight is the new Harry Potter...

...go stab yourself.
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~shadowmagnet May 2, 2009, 4:29:06 PM
Lol, I sparkle too! Only I'm not a vampire, but a Witch...lmao They put real men like Tavington(and Luicus Malfoy)in the back of the line, so they can put those sparkling, too perfect sissies like Edward in the front. I saw this little thing the other day, where it shows a VAMPIRE in one picture, and next to it, it shows Edward in a tree. It says, "THIS is a REAL vampire. This is just an idiot up a tree." I laughed myself silly when I saw that. LMAO

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*PETER STEELE* TOTAL GOD. TOTAL ADDICTION.
~Lucius Malfoy...Lord of Deatheaters~

If you think Twilight is the new Harry Potter...

...go stab yourself.
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